Thread: Stoner Recipes 101 - A Recipe a Day

Okay, this is a thread that I hope to keep ongoing, as I dare to try new things while under the influence of that beautiful green herb. My disclaimer though is... please do not attempt to cook anything while you are as high as a kite. This is how accidents could happen. Burn down a J, don't burn down the house.

Okay, so here we go... These are either recipes I have made up, or found, and decided they were good while stoned, and easy enough to make, while also in that state.

#1 The Wake and Bake Burrito DECEMBER 1, 2009
What you will need:
-Tortillas, preferably small ones
-Eggs
-Hot Sauce
-Cheese [it doesn't matter what kind]
-Milk
-Pam cooking spray or margarine or butter or something like that
-Peppers, onions, meat, etc... *
*optional

How you will make it
First, take a skillet out of the cabinet, or wherever pans are stored near you. Place it on the stove top, and turn up the heat! Throw some Pam or margarine on the pan, and let it melt. Then, throw the veggies or meat on the pan. Wait until they get a little brown, but not burnt, and then turn down the heat some. Next, put the eggs and a couple of drops of milk in a bowl (not the one you're smoking out of, duh), and scramble them really well. Pour them over the veggies or whatever else you put on them. Wait until the eggs look like they are cooked, you know, not runny or wet or anything, and TURN THE STOVE OFF. Next, throw some cheese up on top of the whole shebang and put the top on the pan. This should create a microwave effect and turbo-nuke the cheese. While this is happening, you should take out your tortillas, put them in between two paper towels, and microwave them for 14 seconds, no more, no less. By the time they are done, your cheese should be melted. Put the entire mixture on the tortillas, dump a bunch of hot sauce on them, and enjoy. I will give this one a rating of 5/5 when stoned, 4/5 when sober.

RECIPE #2 Baked Noodles and Sauce December 2, 2009
What you will need
-Cup of Ramen noodles, any flavor
-Water
-Microwave
-Spaghetti Sauce
-Butter



How you will make it
Well, this isn't called baked noodles and sauce because you bake it. You actually do everything in the microwave. But anyway, start by opening the Ramen Noodles. Take out all of the vegetables and as much seasoning as you can. Fill with water. Put it in the microwave for 3 minutes. Take it out and strain as much water our of it as possible. Open the sauce and pour it into the cup of noodles. Put some butter or margarine in there too, I don't know how much, just do it to taste. Mix it all up and enjoy the best 3 minutes pasta dish ever. Sober Taste 3/5 Stoned Taste 6/5

There are two recipes for you to try now :) Will continue tomorrow.

Pretty funny post, would you mind if othere post thier creations?

Originally Posted by Corynn

Pretty funny post, would you mind if othere post thier creations?

Nope, that's the idea of the thread :)

Omg i read this post now.

But i am so freaking stoned i can't go the kitchen

So this thread is useless to me

i love the idea but for me it is entirely too much effort for me at this time

Originally Posted by Balauru

Omg i read this post now.

But i am so freaking stoned i can't go the kitchen

So this thread is useless to me

HAHAHAHA this is the funniest reply I have ever read. I am laughing so hard right now. o man anyways... great OP I cant wait for the rest of the recipes, I will definitely have to try this burrito out.

ROFL +1 thomasreed7, this would be great food but I can't be assed making it when I'm baked, that's why stoners eat chips n stuff. We need some 2 minute recipes.

lol nice thread, but i think jack in the box is the better choice, zero effort except for the driving risk hah

Originally Posted by Dan

ROFL +1 thomasreed7, this would be great food but I can't be assed making it when I'm baked, that's why stoners eat chips n stuff. We need some 2 minute recipes.

There, now I've posted a 3 minute and some change recipe. This one doesn't take much effort :)