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    Default How to deliver a baby!

    For first-time mothers, when contractions are about
    three to five minutes apart and last forty to ninety
    seconds—and increase in strength and frequency—for
    at least an hour, the labor is most likely real and not
    false (though it can be). Babies basically deliver themselves,
    and they will not come out of the womb until
    they are ready. Have clean, dry towels, a clean shirt,
    or something similar on hand.

    As the baby moves out of the womb, its head—
    the biggest part of its body—will open the cervix so
    the rest of it can pass through.
    (If feet are coming out first, see next page.) As the
    baby moves through the birth canal and out of the
    mother's body, guide it out by supporting the head
    and then the body.


    When the baby is out of the mother, dry it off and
    keep it warm.
    Do not slap its behind to make it cry; the baby will
    breathe on its own. If necessary, clear any fluid out of
    the baby's mouth with your fingers.




    Tie off the umbilical cord.
    Take a piece of string—a shoelace works well—and
    tie off the cord several inches from the baby.


    It is not necessary to cut the umbilical cord, unless
    you are hours away from the hospital.
    In that event, you can safely cut the cord by tying it
    in another place a few inches closer to the mother and
    cutting it between the knots. Leave the cord alone
    until you get to a hospital. The piece of the cord
    attached to the baby will fall off by itself. The placenta
    will follow the baby in as few as three or as
    many as thirty minutes.

    Taken from The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook


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    So i have a follow up question. How do you prepare the placenta?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonnieDarko View Post
    So i have a follow up question. How do you prepare the placenta?
    I don't think that was in the book. :\

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    Ahh... ok. I like mine lightly breaded and fried. But broiled with a lemon butter sauce isnt to shabby either!

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    omg this is one of the best threads on the site by far. i mean come on! who posts these things anyways? only you john locke only you

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    Quote Originally Posted by schuwe View Post
    omg this is one of the best threads on the site by far. i mean come on! who posts these things anyways? only you john locke only you
    It may help you one day! YOU WILL THANK ME THEN!

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    lol in case im on a bus with a lady that all of a sudden is ready to give birth. i can say ooo that guy from ti said do this! you are so right. thanks

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    Well this will definitely be helpful later on.

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