Thread: Funniest Ban Reason

So, I recently stumbled upon the TI Banlist, which just flicking through looks set to give us endless lulz.
So our task is to try and find the funniest ban reason. Let the challenge begin.



Here's a couple to get the ball rolling:

Oh dear not another ratio cheater.You forgot to remove your ratio master from your proof,oh well banned!

Attempting to trade with me? Are you fucking serious? LOL

Remember to wrap them in quote tags.

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Thought that one was funny...wow that guy really must have wanted in here huh?

The best movie that you have seen this year (Give reasons) take a look at that, now take a look at this; Up dont ever come back you retarded fuck.

ethicks sends a message to plagiarizers lol!

A fail so epic it was almost an EpicWin

Balauru appreciates the epicness

lol... those were good

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using fake ratio proofs; and 43TB in 6 Days come on really? If you want to give me a profile link to your tracker come to help IRC

Oh! My God! 43 TB in 6 days! I am confused is it possible via 1 GBPS seedbox
lunatic87 banned by hummingbird

Originally Posted by Signus

Lool, what a moron. He's already banned. Thread closed.

I enjoyed this one where the guy made a tutorial thread here in TI about how to cheat ratios.

I always love the often used 'I didn't cheat, I left my computer on and my brother installed cheat software on it.' Think I saw it once here and I've seen it other places too.

1Gbit = 125MB/s = 7,500MB/minute = 7.5GB/minute = 450GB/hour = 10800GB/day = 10.8TB day.

This is running at max upload around the clock. Mathematically, you could do it in about 3 Days, 23 hours and 33 minuets.

That is the theoretical maximum.
However, no one really approaches those speeds.

Ok lets take it serius...
Some one is a cheater....SO he THINK WITH HIS MIND that is more clever than the rest and he will through in our face dust and he say that he upload 43TB in 6days???
Now i will start to believe that his llittle brother put the cheating prog and he start to use it
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there was one introduction which i stumbled across...i cant seem to find it tho

basically the bloke was trying to sound like a pimp/player and was generally talkin smack. I mean, for an introduction, he came across as so arrogant and cocky it was actually funny. Anybody know what I'm talkin about? it'd be great to save the intro for a chuckle