Thread: Dumbass attempted arson right across police station.

Okay, this stupid dumbass that lives in my community (he's African-- like, he's from Africa, the continent) attempted to set a concrete building on fire with a gas can failed on so many levels it's unbelievable.

For one, the dude throws the burning gas can on top of the concrete building where IT'S CONCRETE!! Last time I checked, concrete doesn't catch on fire you moron, the plastic and gas will burn and that's all you will get dumbass, the entire building will not be harmed!!!!



Two, the dude stand there like an idiot across the street from the police station waiting for the building to burn down (it didn't and can't).

Three, the retard is only half a block away from the gas station where he bought the gas AND the gas can. He specifically asked for the receipt of the purchase and kept it in his pocket! The lady that sold him the gas and gas can identified him as walking towards the building... and that building is highly visible from the gas station. So as soon as a fire was spotted, the lady called the police station and told them exactly who it was.. and they don't even have to get in their car, they didn't have to search for the guy... they just ran across the street and tackled the son of a bitch.

Apparently, he was trying to burn an African store down. It's one of those buildings where it's small and there's 3 other small store next to each other. Whatever the argument he had with the owner of that African store was probably over something really stupid like not getting a refund for some stale bread.

Who the hell tries to set a building on fire across a police station, stands there waiting for the fire to catch on. Saves the receipt of the gas can and gas purchase in his pocket, effectively identifying himself as the one who started the fire. Is he that stupid???????????
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Haha this story made my day. Oh the idiotic things humans do.

me thinks we should have a sticky on the dumb shit humans do lol

haha well was the individual on drugs.. maybe he saw a fire before and was trying to turn it off.. and that was the only liquid s/he had hahahah no? ok then maybe he tripped as s/he was crossing the street? no? mmm got nothing else.. off to jail

Maybe he is looking for a free shelter and food for the night...

Originally Posted by botykorea

Who the hell tries to set a building on fire across a police station, stands there waiting for the fire to catch on. Saves the receipt of the gas can and gas purchase in his pocket, effectively identifying himself as the one who started the fire. Is he that stupid???????????
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This story made my night. You have to remember, the average human is an idiot and in order to make it the average there has to be people dumber than average.

Nah, there's worse, or pretty damn close to it!

There were these employees who robbed their own bank. Problem was, they put on masks so no-one knew who they were, except of course for the police and security, who had a clear and perfect view of their name tags, which they had forgotten to take off!

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