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  1. April 13th, 2011 #11
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    hello do you eat to much sugar and the girl says why ? and you answer because you are to sweet this is a greek one lolol

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    Best (Never fails, unless they are over 400 lbs, then you have to do it twice)
    "Hey, does this bar napkin smell like chloroform to you?"
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    lil'wayne lyrics "i wanna lick you like a lollipop"
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    At the bar whilw waiting for drinks a simple "HEY" or "HI" and walk away... next time you see her she'll start the talking to you...
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    Worst one i ever heard was when i was standing outside at a college party and it had rained so there was a bit of mud on the ground. Some random guy walked up and asked "wanna mud wrestle"......
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    Default Re: Best and worst pickup lines?!

    Some funny ones:
    Are you a high ranking officer? Because when you pass by, you make all the privates stand up.

    Are you a pokemon? Because I choose you.

    I'm sure I have more, but I can't seem to remember.
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    "My friend made me a bet I couldn't talk to the most attractive girl in here, can I pay you a drink with his money ?"
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    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
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    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants.


    "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
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