Thread: The 5 word story

Ok, I was bored..so the deal is that I start off with 5 words, then the next person also writes 5 words and so on, to make a story.
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The story so far:

Once upon a time, there was a boy named frank and he grew up in Texas and his mother was a waitress in a bar.He was definitely mentally handicapped....:laugh: with diagnosed savant syndrome. He had a strange interest in fish and potatoes. One day he bought new car and also stole a cat. Then he cut his legs off. This caused him to become some sort of a tiny boy without two legs and a ****.

When he felt fell into a pond, no one couldn't could help him because the pond was too deep and he has no legs. So he decided to become a freak with no future. So his cat decided to make a very high jump. The cat landed on a fish with an ugly mustache. The fish has a big finger, fish grabbed cat and hugged it to death. Instantly grabs the knife and stab the rising dracula in his nipple.

Dracula was angry and so he sucked the fishes, causing them to squirm and visit the dentist. During waiting, they were very bored, so they poured all their green invisibility potion on. Now invisible... they started clearing out the warehouse that was full of gummy bears, sugar worms and blood, which they need to live. It is said that they are vampires and they love to dance to polka, as well as salsa, but they get crunk to the thought of eating marmalade. Batman said 'Ha ha ha ha' but he stopped because his back began to hurt and as he fell over, he did a barrel roll and landed on Robin's fat butt.

Batman and Robin then farted, making a huge noise and small noise too, because they ate too many beans for indigestion. They felt bad and gave him lots of gas, which made his earlobe very inflamed and swollen; it was duct-taped into submission when he started struggling wildly while baby jesus sang christmas carols and Santa started stripping wildly, as his pants fell down... because someone screamed that his prizes had been stolen by The CoCo Puffs Bird thing that gave the prizes to that had a problem because bubbles are really fun. I like big buts and I don't like small because you don't like it when I run over your face with my new car, it's a big ass pick up with very, very big blue exhaustpipes, 20" rims and a shenanigan all over the place

So he decided to call pamela anderson to make him happy with her melons and her apples, he was happy , very happy indeed, because there was a new born watermelon coming out of his male part, and it hurt. O joy, he said crying my dick broke! because the flying monkeys ate his hands, one leg and my dank fresh apple juice where to next? he said. To Gotham! Batman said and flung himself off when suddenly along came a large, hairy pussy who wanted to ask who the hell are you and why are You making that face? Never seen a haired **** before? Run away and eat some more mescaline! And so he got angry because mescaline makes him a horny bastard, and there's no reason for him not to simply engage upon furious biting so he showed his big :)) floppy donkey "leg" which was broken in very small parts.

Then he wanted to show that is what she said, by eating a big fish, while stroking her long hairy pipe dream with her redemption to show his hard on. He went to the police


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I'll start off: Once upon a time, there

was a boy named frank

and he grew up in

Texas and his mother was

a waitress in a bar.

He was definitely mentally handicapped.... :laugh:

with diagnosed savant syndrome. He

had a strange interest in

fish and potatoes. One day