Most embarrasing thing you've done while drunk

**eaaitken** · September 20th, 2009, 03:47 PM

Everyone has a good drunk story,here is the stupidist thing I ever did while drunk:

I went on a pub crawl /booze cruse, whatever you want to call it, and we visited about 10 bars in quick succession. At the last one I made B line for the toilet with the desperation of a racehorse. The urinals were all in use by other less drunk people so I headed into the toilet and closed the door behind me. Once I was done, I turned to open the door and to my horror it wouldn't open... I started to panic, the bus was going to leave without me and I would be forced to sleep in this club toilet cover in piss and glass. In my drunken stated I stated to shake the door hoping it would open, with no luck. I went on to punch and kick the door in the hope that might do something, also without success. In complete desperation I press my lips to the crack in the door and screamed for help but the muffled sound of my face against the door didn't really get the message across to anyone in the noisy club.

I finally sat down on the toilet, defeated! And then it came to me.... this door locks from the inside!!!!

I opened the lock walked out the toilet and left through and audience of people wondering what the hell was going on in the toilet.

**rubberfuist** · September 20th, 2009, 03:55 PM

Haha I always drink so much so I don't have to remember these emberrasing things xD

**Balauru** · September 20th, 2009, 03:56 PM

I was so durnk i passed out in the middle of the street in front of the girl i was desperate to get (which is now my gf though). After that i was carried by a friend of mine on his back with bunch of others guys and some girls to his home. After i got there i had to go to the toilet to take a **** :D. But while on the toilet i passed out on the toilet again and couldn't wake up anymore. My friends opened the door and there i waz passed out naked on the toilet with everyone watching me even the girls. Since the moment i passed out the first time outside till i woke up in the morning i remembered nothing until i saw a picture a friend of mine had taken. Then soon to realise i had a flight to catch when i woke up so i had to hurry to the airport to go to Holland

I was only 15 though and i drank 500 ml vodka in 1 hour

totall disaster

**Ferchu** · September 20th, 2009, 04:00 PM

My experience was not that embarassing but my friends said it was hilarious.
We all have had a friend or friends that spent the night playing with us while we were drunk and that's what they did to me, I was terribly wasted and I ran towards the toilet the throw up, as I didn't really knew what I was doing I ended threwing up in an urinal, but then i retreated fro that one and threw up in another one, and so on, so my friends started pointing out the ones I had missed and I spent a couple of minutes following their indications and threwing up in every single urinal in the toilet, luckily I can hardly remember that, what I can remember is looking at my breathless laughing friends xD

**s2cuts** · September 20th, 2009, 04:44 PM

Ok, here's mine as posted on another thread.

I used to play rugby with a bunch of drunks ;-) After a game or practice I can't remember which, we were at our favorite watering hole doing what we do best.

Now, we have these funny little drinking rules, for example, you have to drink with your opposite hand, always. If you get caught drinking with your proper hand (the hand you write with) you have to chug whatever your drinking. Anyway, I'm holding a full pitcher of rum and coke, and one of the senior guys asks me if I'm sure that's not just coke. And sure enough, I take a sip off the top while I'm holding it in my right hand. Yes, he did it on purpose. Long story short, at the end of the night we're all around the piano singing like retards, and as the lights come on I turn to my left and bazooka barf (that's not normal for me, in those days I could drink a lot). I then bee line it to the washroom, where I lock myself in a stall. I sit down and proceed to fall asleep/pass out. When I wake up it's dark. I immediately start to panic, because I'm thinking there might be alarms and such. So I start making my way out and fortunately the manager "Tiny" who used to play on the team is still there doing a cash count or something. I distinctly remember him looking up and saying "what the fuck?". I didn't even acknowledge him. I just fucked off out the door and crashed in my car. I never lived that down.

**skyluhh** · September 20th, 2009, 05:22 PM

well i don't drink usually, because i really don't like the taste of alcohol in the first place, but i do get high a lot. the first time i got high i was with my 3 best friends. we all smoked a blunt and we headed back to her house, when we got to her house i started getting the munchies really fucking bad. so i was trying to make food and she (the girl that lived there) was getting really pissed off because she didn't have all that much food in the house to begin with, so i grabbed a bag of pretzels and went into her room. i got into her room and i was just gorging myself of pretzels and at some point while eating them i began choking and screaming. they were all freaking out and yelling at me and i just laughed in their faces. it was pretty fucking funny.

**Dennis** · September 20th, 2009, 05:26 PM

There was this one time when i had problems with my lovelife :))
And so i called my mates to get drunk,
after getting wasted i cried, puked, then went to sleep.

**s2cuts** · September 20th, 2009, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by skyluhh

well i don't drink usually, because i really don't like the taste of alcohol in the first place, but i do get high a lot. the first time i got high i was with my 3 best friends. we all smoked a blunt and we headed back to her house, when we got to her house i started getting the munchies really fucking bad. so i was trying to make food and she (the girl that lived there) was getting really pissed off because she didn't have all that much food in the house to begin with, so i grabbed a bag of pretzels and went into her room. i got into her room and i was just gorging myself of pretzels and at some point while eating them i began choking and screaming. they were all freaking out and yelling at me and i just laughed in their faces. it was pretty fucking funny.

LOL! Dude, remind me to never smoke up with you.

**llamamama** · September 20th, 2009, 06:17 PM

When I was 16, I pissed on the grocery store that fired me. The main entrance windows that is. I'm an idiot :(

**okgg** · September 20th, 2009, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by skyluhh

well i don't drink usually, because i really don't like the taste of alcohol in the first place, but i do get high a lot. the first time i got high i was with my 3 best friends. we all smoked a blunt and we headed back to her house, when we got to her house i started getting the munchies really fucking bad. so i was trying to make food and she (the girl that lived there) was getting really pissed off because she didn't have all that much food in the house to begin with, so i grabbed a bag of pretzels and went into her room. i got into her room and i was just gorging myself of pretzels and at some point while eating them i began choking and screaming. they were all freaking out and yelling at me and i just laughed in their faces. it was pretty fucking funny.

Wow, so you're a mooch?

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