Everyone has a good drunk story,here is the stupidist thing I ever did while drunk:
I went on a pub crawl /booze cruse, whatever you want to call it, and we visited about 10 bars in quick succession. At the last one I made B line for the toilet with the desperation of a racehorse. The urinals were all in use by other less drunk people so I headed into the toilet and closed the door behind me. Once I was done, I turned to open the door and to my horror it wouldn't open... I started to panic, the bus was going to leave without me and I would be forced to sleep in this club toilet cover in piss and glass. In my drunken stated I stated to shake the door hoping it would open, with no luck. I went on to punch and kick the door in the hope that might do something, also without success. In complete desperation I press my lips to the crack in the door and screamed for help but the muffled sound of my face against the door didn't really get the message across to anyone in the noisy club.
I finally sat down on the toilet, defeated! And then it came to me.... this door locks from the inside!!!!
I opened the lock walked out the toilet and left through and audience of people wondering what the hell was going on in the toilet.