Thread: Worst luck, EVERR in my life!

Holy crap, dude. That sounds like one horrible day! Sorry you had to go through all of that. :(

I can't really recall any terrible days like that (although I've definitely had some). It's been a good while since crappy stuff has happened to me. Guess it helps that I don't go out much.

You definately have the worst luck out of anyone I've ever met in my life.

I can't remember the worst day of my life but I do remember the stupidest thing I ever did.

I went on a pub crawl /booze cruse, whatever you want to call it, and we visited about 10 bars in quick succession. At the last one I made B line for the toilet with the desperation of a racehorse. The urinals were all in use by other less drunk people so I headed into the toilet and closed the door behind me. Once I was done, I turned to open the door and to my horror it wouldn't open... I started to panic, the bus was going to leave without me and I would be forced to sleep in this club toilet cover in piss and glass. In my drunken stated I stated to shake the door hoping it would open, with no luck. I went on to punch and kick the door in the hope that might do something, also without success. In complete desperation I press my lips to the crack in the door and screamed for help but the muffled sound of my face against the door didn't really get the message across to anyone in the noisy club.

I finally sat down on the toilet, defeated! And then it came to me.... this door locks from the inside!!!!

I opened the lock walked out the toilet and left through and audience of people wondering what the hell was going on in the toilet.

omfg dude... that's just whack. seriously! wtf?

You can just imagine how drunk I was.

Eww Pony that is just horrible! I can't remember my worst day as I just sort of block bad memories sometimes xD

I feel sorry for you:(((

Originally Posted by eaaitken

I can't remember the worst day of my life but I do remember the stupidest thing I ever did.

I went on a pub crawl /booze cruse, whatever you want to call it, and we visited about 10 bars in quick succession. At the last one I made B line for the toilet with the desperation of a racehorse. The urinals were all in use by other less drunk people so I headed into the toilet and closed the door behind me. Once I was done, I turned to open the door and to my horror it wouldn't open... I started to panic, the bus was going to leave without me and I would be forced to sleep in this club toilet cover in piss and glass. In my drunken stated I stated to shake the door hoping it would open, with no luck. I went on to punch and kick the door in the hope that might do something, also without success. In complete desperation I press my lips to the crack in the door and screamed for help but the muffled sound of my face against the door didn't really get the message across to anyone in the noisy club.

I finally sat down on the toilet, defeated! And then it came to me.... this door locks from the inside!!!!

I opened the lock walked out the toilet and left through and audience of people wondering what the hell was going on in the toilet.

I think I can beat that. I used to play rugby with a bunch of drunks ;-) After a game or practice I can't remember which, we were at our favorite watering hole doing what we do best.

Now, we have these funny little drinking rules, for example, you have to drink with your opposite hand, always. If you get caught drinking with your proper hand (the hand you write with) you have to chug whatever your drinking. Anyway, I'm holding a full pitcher of rum and coke, and one of the senior guys asks me if I'm sure that's not just coke. And sure enough, I take a sip off the top while I'm holding it in my right hand. Yes, he did it on purpose. Long story short, at the end of the night we're all around the piano singing like retards, and as the lights come on I turn to my left and bazooka barf (that's not normal for me, in those days I could drink a lot). I then bee line it to the washroom, where I lock myself in a stall. I sit down and proceed to fall asleep/pass out. When I wake up it's dark. I immediately start to panic, because I'm thinking there might be alarms and such. So I start making my way out and fortunately the manager "Tiny" who used to play on the team is still there doing a cash count or something. I distinctly remember him looking up and saying "what the fuck?". I didn't even acknowledge him. I just fucked off out the door and crashed in my car. I never lived that down.

Originally Posted by s2cuts

I think I can beat that. I used to play rugby with a bunch of drunks ;-) After a game or practice I can't remember which, we were at our favorite watering hole doing what we do best.

Now, we have these funny little drinking rules, for example, you have to drink with your opposite hand, always. If you get caught drinking with your proper hand (the hand you write with) you have to chug whatever your drinking. Anyway, I'm holding a full pitcher of rum and coke, and one of the senior guys asks me if I'm sure that's not just coke. And sure enough, I take a sip off the top while I'm holding it in my right hand. Yes, he did it on purpose. Long story short, at the end of the night we're all around the piano singing like retards, and as the lights come on I turn to my left and bazooka barf (that's not normal for me, in those days I could drink a lot). I then bee line it to the washroom, where I lock myself in a stall. I sit down and proceed to fall asleep/pass out. When I wake up it's dark. I immediately start to panic, because I'm thinking there might be alarms and such. So I start making my way out and fortunately the manager "Tiny" who used to play on the team is still there doing a cash count or something. I distinctly remember him looking up and saying "what the fuck?". I didn't even acknowledge him. I just fucked off out the door and crashed in my car. I never lived that down.

lmfao! your story and the other guys story made me completely LOL irl, my roommate looked at me like I was retarded :(

It's funny the shit drunk people will go through, I have a couple of stories I'd like to share but I have a Sunday class, I will edit this when I get back :)