Good plot, but yeah, I think it would backfire and you would end up painting ceramics and eating baby food at a nursing home for the remainder of your existence. Then again, if the female subject is blonde, it might just work!
Good plot, but yeah, I think it would backfire and you would end up painting ceramics and eating baby food at a nursing home for the remainder of your existence. Then again, if the female subject is blonde, it might just work!
Not to mention that this leaves evidence on your body that cannot simply be erased by using fake sun-tan lotion. If she decides she is in-love with you and wants sex with "Present-Self" the next day... these scars (especially on the back) will totally screw with your otherwise plausible plot
cool story, you should be a writer.
Lmfao. That is pure genious ;P
LOL...wtf...dude very twisted all for a root...way too much trouble....easier to just pay for it
lmao, sheer brilliance.....
Tipping the Spear of Victory before an Army of Darkness,
she deals swift justice to whoever dare oppose her.
Possessing hidden power of untold measure,
she watches all who scurry beneath her gaze.
One may try to imitate her, but none will succeed,
for inclined to both limitless kindness and vengeance, She is at once,
our Hestia, "First and Last", and our Destruction.
She is ... The Esteemed Exalted Mistress.
I laughed out loud about 3 times while reading this. Brilliant. Just imagine that wounded caveman lying on the floor with his face down for hours until his friend returns home... the dreaded friend zone![]()