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  1. #11

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    Good plot, but yeah, I think it would backfire and you would end up painting ceramics and eating baby food at a nursing home for the remainder of your existence. Then again, if the female subject is blonde, it might just work!



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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenix33 View Post
    LOL

    but can't we leave out the "Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better." part??
    Not to mention that this leaves evidence on your body that cannot simply be erased by using fake sun-tan lotion. If she decides she is in-love with you and wants sex with "Present-Self" the next day... these scars (especially on the back) will totally screw with your otherwise plausible plot

    cool story, you should be a writer.

  4. #13

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    couldnt stop laughing the whole time..

  5. #14

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    Lmfao. That is pure genious ;P

  6. #15

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    I tried this and it worked!!!!!!!!


    Well no actually I didnt, but I can dream.

  7. #16

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    Quote Originally Posted by torsharer View Post
    Not to mention that this leaves evidence on your body that cannot simply be erased by using fake sun-tan lotion. If she decides she is in-love with you and wants sex with "Present-Self" the next day... these scars (especially on the back) will totally screw with your otherwise plausible plot

    cool story, you should be a writer.

    If you read you would see the little 'source' tag at the bottom. that means he copy pasted this from another site.

    funny though.

  8. #17

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    LOL...wtf...dude very twisted all for a root...way too much trouble....easier to just pay for it

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    lmao, sheer brilliance.....


    Tipping the Spear of Victory before an Army of Darkness,
    she deals swift justice to whoever dare oppose her.
    Possessing hidden power of untold measure,
    she watches all who scurry beneath her gaze.
    One may try to imitate her, but none will succeed,
    for inclined to both limitless kindness and vengeance, She is at once,
    our Hestia, "First and Last", and our Destruction.
    She is ...
    The Esteemed Exalted Mistress.


  10. #19

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    I laughed out loud about 3 times while reading this. Brilliant. Just imagine that wounded caveman lying on the floor with his face down for hours until his friend returns home... the dreaded friend zone

  11. #20

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    This was posted on another forum I go on, it's absolutely hilarious.

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