Thread: The Mocking Block

Originally Posted by IRC

<+Schnapps> Last week I took a tooth pick right, and was sticking it up my nose to the point I pierced my nose and ended up with four stitches up there. Sure isn't fun having half your nose clogged for a week.
<%synthesis> erm, why would you put a tooth pick up your nose
<%synthesis> even if you were stoned....
<&pulser> synthesis - welcome to the loony bin.
<+Schnapps> I have a problem, I get very very huge boogers going right through my sinus. So I was cleaning the holes out.
<%synthesis> lmao
<%synthesis> who does that!
<%synthesis> esp with a toothpick
<+Schnapps> Me...
* &pulser facepalms
* +mate88 facepalms
* %ECH3LON facepalms
* %synthesis facepalms
* +kill4love717 facepalms
<+Schnapps> When your that high you don't even realize till your done.
<+Schnapps> Or you look down and your shirts soaked in blood.
<%synthesis> hmm ive been pretty high and never felt the urge to clean my boogers out with a toothpick

Daaang that was one awesome facepalm chain.

00:58 @Synthesis • i think we need ladies in here
00:58 @Synthesis • and pimp them out
00:58 %IguessNot • indeed
00:58 • JustJenna [nunya@tih-F5449BCB.kimsufi.com] has joined #brothel

Perfect timing :)

Looks like somebody didn't eat their wheaties today!
Check out the cluelessness of your T-I Admin as he completely forgets that we moved! ROFL



Aw but Jay... you know I still love you... regardless of your IQ. Teehee!
<3 Jenna

not quite sure what this PM is all about, but i dunno whether to feel threatened or aroused. Maybe both?

[7:02pm] <+kill4love717> !stats
[7:02pm] <+Rock3r> woof
[7:02pm] <+kill4love717> !slang woof
[7:02pm] <@Hobbes> Definition - In the gay community, it's an adjective used to describe a sexy guy, but not the feminine kind of guy, but a more masculine guy; one who you wouldn't identify as being gay if you saw him on the street.
[7:02pm] <@Hobbes> Example - 1) If you see a hot guy, you say: "Woof!" 2) He's woofy!
[7:02pm] <@Hobbes> Site - Urban Dictionary: woof

[7:23am] <olomon> Outdoors30 can i pm you?
[7:23am] <+splendid> who shall?
[7:23am] <&Outdoors30> olomon - Granted.
[7:23am] <+DX> WE
[7:23am] <+splendid> Outdoors30 pm?
[7:23am] <%IguessNot> Outdoors30 pm?
[7:23am] <&Outdoors30> splendid - Denied.
[7:23am] <+Redux> Outdoors30, pm?
[7:23am] <+splendid> lolz
[7:23am] <+DX> Outdoors30 pm?
[7:23am] <+PROMOTER> Outdoors30, pm ? :D
[7:23am] <&Outdoors30> Redux - Please ask again.
[7:23am] <+splendid> that's exactly what I was expecting :)
[7:24am] <+graphic> hey DX splendid Outdoors30 Redux IguessNot
[7:24am] <+Redux> Outdoors30, pm?
[7:24am] <%IguessNot> Outdoors30 pm?
[7:24am] <&Outdoors30> PROMOTER - You shut your dirty mouth.
[7:24am] <+splendid> hey graphic
[7:24am] <+splendid> lol
[7:24am] <%IguessNot> hey graphic
[7:24am] <+graphic> lmao
[7:24am] <+DX> Outdoors30 pm?
[7:24am] <+Redux> Hey graphic
[7:24am] <&Outdoors30> #Torrent-Invites - Shuttie :P
[7:24am] <&drauka> lol
[7:24am] <+splendid> Outdoors30 ur talking like hobbes -_-'
[7:24am] <+Redux> Outdoors30, how's the juggling act going?
[7:24am] <+graphic> heya drauka
[7:24am] <&Outdoors30> 8ball Can everyone PM me at once?
[7:24am] <@Hobbes> Outdoors30 - That's what she said.
[7:24am] <&Outdoors30> ^ ^
[7:24am] <%IguessNot> lol
[7:24am] <+PROMOTER> WTF is this attitude ?
[7:24am] <+DX> haha
[7:24am] <&Outdoors30> apparently so
[7:24am] <olomon> a_j enjoy the darkness on brothel
[7:24am] * +DX PMs Outdoors30 -,-
[7:24am] <ChanServ> Outdoors30, pm?

<&synthesis> its full of ppl who think theyre elite but they wont donate
<+splendid> lol synthesis
<Coal> what does 'elite' mean?
<%A_J> !slang 1337
<+subkar> it means.. u got a penis hat dangles beneath ur knees
* &synthesis <- is the definition of elite
<Coal> lol i know what that means, I meant in terms of a tracker
<+subkar> that*
<&synthesis> penis hat?
<&synthesis> o0
* Exodis 's birthday in 3 days* *hopes you all got him something big
<Coal> xD
<+splendid> hat lol
<Night_Crawler> I don't think i will be able to use my LFM account again :(
* &synthesis unzips pants
<&synthesis> big enough Exodis?
<+Sirius> who's birthday
<+Sirius> ?
* SCR34M (u5206@tih-74F65978.com) has joined #Torrent-Invites
* Hobbes sets mode: +v SCR34M
<+splendid> lmfao!
<Exodis> I said big, not tiny br o :\

[9:06pm] Dave (webchat@tih-5823CF4F.static.tpgi.com.au) has joined. «25 people»
[9:07pm] <Dave> hellloooooo
[9:07pm] <@Hobbes> [AUTO MSG] Hello Dave, please state your issue and wait for a staff member. To use the automated system to try to address your issue, type HELP ..... Attempting to retrieve your records ...
[9:07pm] <@Hobbes> Rank: Admin Posts: 2,162 Rep: Unknown Join: NA URL: View Profile: Dave - Torrent Invites - Get your free bittorrent tracker invitations!
[9:07pm] <Guest3722> ftz69 iptorrents
[9:07pm] <Guest3722> and torrent day
[9:07pm] <Dave> HELP
[9:07pm] <Dave> HEEEELPPPPP
[9:07pm] <Dave> lawl
[9:07pm] <%IguessNot> hi dave, how can we help you?
[9:08pm] <Dave> im banned from my own site
[9:08pm] <Dave> need some helpz
[9:08pm] <Dave> rofl
[9:08pm] <%IguessNot> lol i figured that was you
[9:08pm] <Dave> no seriously firewall auto banned me
[9:08pm] <Dave> rofl
[9:08pm] <%IguessNot> oh?
[9:09pm] <Dave> eugh wheres vegas when you need him
[9:09pm] <%IguessNot> good question
[9:09pm] <%IguessNot> im gettin drauka or Outdoors30
[9:11pm] <&Outdoors30> FYI, this is so going on the mocking block :D
[9:11pm] <&drauka> lmao
[9:11pm] <Dave> lol XD

Bahahahahahaha!

Priceless.