Thread: Famous quotes from the INTRO section

Admit it people, this has been long time coming. From bumbling bozos, cheeky traders to proficient first timers the intro section has been (and is) a fun & frustrating section and patrolling the intro section has become a fad here in TI.

After the coming of Timo the First (and the last, hopefully) in whos honour a shrine was dedicated to posthumously -

http://www.torrent-invites.com/group...vation-me.html

the tide of bumbling bozos, for some reason, rose exponentially.

Here are some catchy quotes from the famed intro section, laugh at your own discretion!

I realize I am supposed to tell you fine people a little something about myself. As follows I am from Kansas, and travel to Barcelona frequently for the absinthe. I had a phase where I only used the internet for fake Craigslist ads, but that era in my history is over and I promise you this profile is real, except for the "bro" profile picture I support.

Oh and I smoke Bugler Gold, nothing finer.

Thanks to all for reading this excerpt

- smuffintop

I'm really excited about becoming part of this community! I'd also like to add i'm a movie and game lover of all kinds, especially rock.

- Anonymous

What is your opinion on trading invites? I think trading invites is a great service. There are a lot of people on the outside looking in who can offer a ton if given the opportunity. And helping out someone is freaking good karma

- stothex

But it would be much better if it came from JustJenna,i don't know why but i feel something better will happen,maybe she will say (lets not kick this guy A$$,lets give him rep points) its just a hunch.

P.S: am very happy today cause i found a friend on facebook that i havn't seen for 10 years,all i did is i puted his (E-Mail) and click search. so this may be my lucky day.

More P.S: i edited my introduction to fit with rules and correct my mistake.

- marios, attempting to get repped in

C'mon c'mon someone give me some rep points,72 member viewed my topic and you moderators didn't give me any rep to start posting with, 72 members and thats not because it says Cairo or my arab A$$, its because am cool and skilled i bet someone have a better ratio proove screenshots like me.

Tiny P.S:Am not arab am (Christian Orthodox)>>>> Copts , don't ask me google it if u wanna know more.

- marios again, attempting the same

And a classic some of you might be familiar with, in honour of my good friend 'mr:userlame' -

Originally Posted by maboussoud
and thank you mr:userlame i hope spend u nice good day

P.S. - All the characters in this post are purely fictional. Any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.Do not imitate or attempt to imitate this in real life, or someone will kick you in the balls (if you have any).

P.S.2 - If any of you guys actually made it past the intro section and are fuming at this thread, don't. This is your Oscar moment.



PS 3 - In stores now, for quite a while actually. Don't you own one yet?

P.S. 4 - This thread is dedicated to one of the most loved, mythical characters ever created - the Sherif

OMFG bro, couldn't hold my stomach in place, woke up my wife but trust me all this laughter deserved the bitching I'm about to get lol. I strongly recommend we sticky this and keep it up to date at all costs. It might end up being the best thing in here. I'm up for it if you need any help btw. I love this!!!

+1 from me mister!!! :laugh:

Indeed, good times can be found in the intro sec. I have to add this one in here with the classics....

Originally Posted by Neejls

wassaps mofos, im here to be a real hustler. serious business man in da hizzouse.

soo funnny man, keep em coming

Originally Posted by Mortivore

OMFG bro, couldn't hold my stomach in place, woke up my wife but trust me all this laughter deserved the bitching I'm about to get lol. I strongly recommend we sticky this and keep it up to date at all costs. It might end up being the best thing in here. I'm up for it if you need any help btw. I love this!!!

Just find those quotes & keep 'em comin' bro, the intro section is a treasure chest!

Originally Posted by Neejls
wassaps mofos, im here to be a real hustler. serious business man in da hizzouse.

Good one

ROFL

P.S. 4 - This thread is dedicated to one of the most loved, mythical characters ever created - the Sherif

Hahahhah, BEST EVER!
We need some quotes from him up there!

hahaha this is really funnny, made my day :)

Bahahaha! This easily made my night. I don't think I will make it in here but I know I screwed up my intro first time through.