Thread: Wall-e review

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Before I say anything, wall-e, to be fair was kinda cute.

So, here i am, stuck babysitting and obviously cant see a violent film, but rather the cheesy ones which always seem to have a happy ending and usually marriage between the characters who supposedly hate each other.

But, deep down, the child in us usually loves the film, and we do enjoy it in a weird kind of way.

Not the case with Wall-e. I simply cant describe the utter crappy-ness of the movie. A rusted tin can whos batteries should have died out years ago, manages to survive though the other wall-e bots die (thank god for that). So what does wall-e do you ask? well here is the basic plotline. The humans have polluted earth so badly that theirs is rubbish (or garbage, for you americans) everywhere. So the president of the worlds biggest company who make everything from food to condoms decides to design HUGE ships and make people live in them, which was meant to be for 5 years, while the Wall-e bots cleaned up. it ended up being 700 for some reason, and they decided to stay on the ships, until an earth scanning robot detects life - a plant, meaning that the earth is safe to return to and they all move back to earth, but they are extremely obese due to their lack of activity.

P.S, wall-e squeezes the garbage into blocks. thats the best part of this film.

And if you are thinking of downloading it, save your bandwidth.

If your thinking of going to see it, stay at home and cut yourself. Trust me, it will be better than watching this.

Hmm, I disagree. Its actually a pretty damn good movie. I mean its for kids so I can't say its great but me and everyone I know that has seen it has said it was good.

Originally Posted by Cheen

Hmm, I disagree. Its actually a pretty damn good movie. I mean its for kids so I can't say its great but me and everyone I know that has seen it has said it was good.

Everyone I know whos seen it says its bollocks. I have to admit, the storyline is good and walle is pretty cute/funny at times, butall in all id give this movie a 3/10.

I just wouldnt wanna pay to watch a movie like that again, and walle couldnt even talk! (with the exception of his own name)

Thanks for replying! =)

Originally Posted by GuitarHero

walle couldnt even talk! (with the exception of his own name)

Ha, incorrect. He can say Eve too. =P

I actually liked the movie. It's very entertaining and has a good storyline.

It's got a good rating at IMDb at the moment - 8.7/10 and it's in the top 30.
I reckon I might give it a watch.

I loved it and i'm 24 years old lol.

I was sorta dragged into seeing it by some female friends. I thought it was going to be very childish, but I was wrong.

What really impressed me was the ability to laugh or feel sad without having any words being spoken. The first 40 minutes of the movie, there is no dialog, simply animation.

There really isn't any age limit on this movie, everyone should see it imo.

I wanted to hate it and had decided it sucked before going with the lil ones but I gotta say, this was a great movie. I was pleasantly surprised.

i don't know
this movie is better then i thought
but i don't think this movie should be at top 250 on imdb

Originally Posted by GuitarHero

If your thinking of going to see it, stay at home and cut yourself. Trust me, it will be better than watching this.

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