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Kill The ANT interesting Game
So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:
Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies
Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.
Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.
And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.
A anteater eats the ant.
He had to spit it out after because he didn't like the peanut butter taste.
The ant escapes through the Anteaters ears!!A anteater eats the ant.
The ant is drowned in heavy rain
Originally Posted by _ASH_
The ant escapes through underground tunnel.
The tunnel leads to a very busy road and was killed by a car.
The tunnel leads to a very busy road and was killed by a car.
Car was equiped with widetread 4x4 tyres, by some means he was standing between treads and sees daylight again.
Determined anrearer comes after him again, but being a busy road, someone swerves to avoid anteater and causes a big accident. Ambulance is caled, paramedics pithes and while hastely preparing a seringe, the paramedic douses the ant in morphine and the ant dies of a morphine overdose.
As it seems the ant did in fact have a morphine addiction and the paramedics underestimated his resistance.
On his way home he saw a man walking down the street filled with an air of cockiness . He thought about a joke but by mistake he said it out loud. Little did he know that Kanye West does not accept jokes , the ant died when Kanye , the Gay Fish , squished him with his awards*extremely realistic squishy sound*
Can someone please revive the ant,it's starting to decompose. Just think about it, HONOUR ,GLORY and all that other round table stuff. You can show him of to your friends, write his memoirs and sell the movie rights! And then(what a thrill!) you get to kill him in spectacular fashion again.
So, go on, be a hero, make a hero and kill a hero!*big aplause,dramatic music and that quick talking guy saying "murder weapon not included"*
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