
Originally Posted by
Deatherage
-When I worked at McD's in college this new guy kept adding extra items to food that didnt go on the sandwich, so in the middle of a rush we would have to go cut tomatoes or be running to the freezer because he used up all the stuff on assembly. So after about 3 days of that crap, I told him I needed help arranging the freezer because the truck had just come.....and I proceeded to whoop his ass in the freezer with a box of frozen burgers.
-At an Iron Shop I worked at as a welder, when n00bs were welding with their helmets on I would take an empty 2 liter bottle of soda and run the Acetylene gas in it, set it next to them with a rag burning in the top. When it exploded it shot stright to the top of the rafters and was so loud it was equal to TNT....MANY bricks were shat.