Thread: Here's your chance to contribute to T-I's LOTTO v3!

Lotto v3.0-core will be done very soon.

Without giving any details on how it will be implemented, what I need from YOU guys is:



Show off your comedic brilliance by telling us why our T-I members get into trouble (truth or completely made up)!
General every day complaints, gripes, annoyances, so on and so forth.
Stupid or funny reasons people get in trouble, go to jail, etc.

Some examples would be:

Looking at Ethicks the wrong way
Stealing TankGirl's ban hammer
Bribing Hobbes with sexual favors

So there's just a few quick ideas, let's hear what you've got!

P.S. I might give out prizes for the best submissions. ;)

Calling IMAGINE a girl (or is it a boy, I can never remember )
Calling JamesG an Englishman, (especially after he has had a wee dram)

Rock3r the Tock3r (with no money)
freu0047 guru of what (what am i doing here)
DX Zombiefied (coffee is my best fiend)
drauka rubbing Hobbes the Wrong way (Actually going up instead of down)
basket thank you for calling T-I support ( How can i steal your money today)
Schrodinger slayer of the mighty kitten

Telling people that Dave is not retired and loves PMs

I hope we have immunity in this thread....or else this may be my last post in this forum ever

Kicking Outdoors30 feels lyk throwing poop on Lardo's face....(Guyz dont mind. after all its not real & i know that i am already disqualified)...

Giving Ender the news that the Lotto is down ... (Scary Thought)

Getting Ender's 6-ball odds reset cause of a chance card that was passed by you..... (This is a scary thought too)

Good stuff, just need a few hundred more examples! ;)

Asking for demonoid invites in irc just to troll the mods =)