Once upon a time there was an angry old man, being left alone because of his grotesque habit of crapping his pants. He never wore underpants because he had a boil on his scrotum. So he felt humiliated to show himself to anyone. Because of that annoying disease hes started to develop the urge to sing on a park bench with his dick hanging out. Dirty and wrinkled, little children would tremble with fear because all of the lollipops he would try taking from his underpants were melted and dipped in his anus, which he had not washed in a month. He enjoyed touching himself at night watching justin bieber porno flicks. He also enjoyed big floppy rabbits rubbing their ears against his buttocks. Then, out of nowhere a giant gorilla with a troll mask comes out holding cotton candy and smoking marijuana sticks his tool high in the red bloody sky.Oh my god I just cummed,all over your Justin Beiber avatar, then cleaned up with my sock which i shoved down your throat with a carrot. The next moment i woke up with a beautiful angel standing beside my throbbing **** caressing my soft butt cheeks furiously.Then Darth Vader waltzed into the dancefloor like a squirrel on a joint of LSD. Beiberfever asked him if he could count all of his black anal, and Darth Vader reached for the microphone starting to sing Aqua - Barbie Girl extremely off key. He sounded horny,suddenly the Gorilla and BieberFever are measuring willies in Bosnia. Gorilla's willy...was bigger than all the willies except the amazeing angry old man's .5 wonder. Bentemer opened the door and in walked









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