Thread: 25 Ways to treat a woman to make her yours forever

Originally Posted by Arakasi

Yeah, 15 is way off the mark. The rest is spot on though :)

Yeah some of them are okay:)

Originally Posted by Black Suede

Ummm it was a joke everyone lol. The title should be '25 Ways to Lose a Woman Forever'



:D

I know this must be a joke:p

OK people, seriously now. It is so blatantly a humorous list, (to men at least, women may not find it quite so amusing).

Debate the humour, or lack there of, but not the intent.

LOL, some of these are hilarious, I say, if not 25 ways, you should kick them in the booty, tell em to clean your room, make them make you a sammich, take em to McDonalds, treat em to small piece chicken nuggets while tell them they should really have a look at their weight, take em to the movies, give them the pleasure of paying for both of you, lock them in the basement, and finally tell them they can have no friends, sorry I was just trying to make funnies.

It's sad, but hybridx3 is mostly right.

I've only tested these tips on high school girls (as a teenager, lol) to slightly less than 30 y/o girls. Note that almost all girls/women follow this trend, but keep in mind that the girls that REALLY fall for this shit aren't the ones you want to date.

Men are susceptible to the same conditions when a woman is doing it. It's just something about human personalities I guess.

This is mostly for fun, and I'm only half serious.

The general trend here is that you want to appear hard to get--like an exclusive tracker for instance :D You also want to appear to not give a shit whether they like you. You have more important stuff on your mind, remember?

Some specifics--and I'll use the bar example:

Don't spend too much time with any one girl. Make sure the girl you are actually interested in sees you dancing/talking/hitting on other attractive girls. Appear to be very outgoing. You don't have to actually have an outgoing personality. If you don't, getting drunk helps. Remember that the girls you are hitting on are not your actual target. If a girl spurns your advancements, act like you don't care, laugh, and walk away. She wasn't worth your time anyway.

Don't buy anything for the girl you are interested in, at least not right away. In fact, buying drinks for girls as a pick up is lame and makes you appear to be a mark. Avoid.

Travel in packs. You are likely going to run out of things to say. Once this happens, rely on your wingman to talk, or just walk away from the girl. It's better to appear to have better things to do than to appear awkward. Awkward is death.

Make sure you are more attractive than your wingman/men.

Peacock it. Wear something that sets you apart and you can use as a conversation piece.

Most important if you aren't particularly interesting--lie your ass off. Have fun with it! Make up random shit on the spot. I've been a Cherokee Indian with shares in a casino, the owner of a head-shop, and a professor at a local community college. It really doesn't matter what you choose. Just don't run out of stuff to say.

Like I said earlier, these tips work on most younger women. Women don't like to admit this-- even to themselves, but it's true.