I HATE HATE HATE door to door solicitors. Drives me insane just how disrespectful it is ESPECIALLY when you have a sign on your front door that says "No SOLICITORS"

My favorite reaction by these stupids when I refer to the sign is "We aren't selling anything".

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?



Get a dictionary you idiots - Solicitation is NOT sales. So in an effort to have a little fun in dealing with these leeches I want some more creative ways to pull jokes on these degenerates. Here are a few I have come up with.

1) Put a sprinkler at end of walkway and turn it on when they reach the front door so they have to walk through it to get off my property.

2) Answer the door while talking on the cell phone and ask them to wait a minute. CLose the door and observer just how long they actually stay and wait - then when they are about to leave open the door again while still on the phone and tell them to wait you are very interested in hearing what they have to say.

3) Answer the door naked.

What creative ways can you think of to deal with solicitors?