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While walking through the woods today, I heard Movement from the bushes. I quickly turned my head, only to see a white rabbit. I followed the white rabbit to the shithole in my backyard. There the rabbit was drinking water. He looked a girl in a blue and white dress, chasing after him. The scared rabbit went psychotic and grabbed his lighter and lit the poor girl on fire. She immediately died, and her soul kicked me in the butt, then I thought to myself what would jesus do? Then it hit me with a crowbar and I think for a moment after the hit, how this game will continue if I just die, then I opened my eyes to see that I'm covered in peanut butter! I scratch my head and wondered if someone drugged me cause this is all to weird to be true.I then realized that the peanut butter was laced with LCD and i was now tripping balls,everything around me was dirty so i went to the drycleaners and got shot in the knee caps by michael corleone then al pacino started laughing and asking where his money was, i said i spent it all on candy and showed him in to a owen and then hansel and gretel came out of nowhere and said... "You have passed the door in to another dimension!". I turned around and spock said to me, luke I am your father. To which I replied, "Fuck you Dad, I hate you, you ruined my life!!". "Yes, i have!", he said, "But I'm still your Father, you Little Maggot!!" I held out my arms saying, "I love you Dad", and as we embraced I stuck a knife into his back. At that moment my mother came out with a shotgun in hand. She announced to me that I was adopted and that she was actually a man and spock was his gay lover. I realised i had been comprimised at that very moment and started running away till i met 3 homosexual short men that introduced themselfes as frodo,pippin and merrin and they needed help to find their lover named sam. I thought about it for a moment then made them an offer they couldn't refuse, "I'll find your lover Sam if you can get rid of my adoptive transsexual mother who carries a shotgun where ever she goes."
While Frodo & Pippin were discussing the offer Merrin handcuffed me to a four poster bed, faced down and with a cueball inserted in my mouth, after a couple of gymnastic moves i managed to chew off the cueball and got up and drop kicked the annoying small guy called frodo in the head and started to strangle pippin cause they destroyed the lord of the rings tale with their weak simple useless hobbitry and ran away till i bumped into a big hard erected warm greasy stick. I excitedly turned my head but was disappointed to see it was just Gandalf's magic wand. Gandalf had met my adoptive transsexual mother in a Craigslist adult personals add, and was now holding me in place with a magical spell, which I could NOT break no matter how much I tried. I then decided to

While walking through the woods today, I heard Movement from the bushes. I quickly turned my head, only to see a white rabbit. I followed the white rabbit to the shithole in my backyard. There the rabbit was drinking water. He looked a girl in a blue and white dress, chasing after him. The scared rabbit went psychotic and grabbed his lighter and lit the poor girl on fire. She immediately died, and her soul kicked me in the butt, then I thought to myself what would jesus do? Then it hit me with a crowbar and I think for a moment after the hit, how this game will continue if I just die, then I opened my eyes to see that I'm covered in peanut butter! I scratch my head and wondered if someone drugged me cause this is all to weird to be true.I then realized that the peanut butter was laced with LCD and i was now tripping balls,everything around me was dirty so i went to the drycleaners and got shot in the knee caps by michael corleone then al pacino started laughing and asking where his money was, i said i spent it all on candy and showed him in to a owen and then hansel and gretel came out of nowhere and said... "You have passed the door in to another dimension!". I turned around and spock said to me, luke I am your father. To which I replied, "Fuck you Dad, I hate you, you ruined my life!!". "Yes, i have!", he said, "But I'm still your Father, you Little Maggot!!" I held out my arms saying, "I love you Dad", and as we embraced I stuck a knife into his back. At that moment my mother came out with a shotgun in hand. She announced to me that I was adopted and that she was actually a man and spock was his gay lover. I realised i had been comprimised at that very moment and started running away till i met 3 homosexual short men that introduced themselfes as frodo,pippin and merrin and they needed help to find their lover named sam. I thought about it for a moment then made them an offer they couldn't refuse, "I'll find your lover Sam if you can get rid of my adoptive transsexual mother who carries a shotgun where ever she goes."
While Frodo & Pippin were discussing the offer Merrin handcuffed me to a four poster bed, faced down and with a cueball inserted in my mouth, after a couple of gymnastic moves i managed to chew off the cueball and got up and drop kicked the annoying small guy called frodo in the head and started to strangle pippin cause they destroyed the lord of the rings tale with their weak simple useless hobbitry and ran away till i bumped into a big hard erected warm greasy stick. I excitedly turned my head but was disappointed to see it was just Gandalf's magic wand. Gandalf had met my adoptive transsexual mother in a Craigslist adult personals add, and was now holding me in place with a magical spell, which I could NOT break no matter how much I tried. I then decided to run but realised i still was in gandalfs grasp and gandalf started to poke me in the rear while smacking me upside the head, suddenly out of nowhere...

While walking through the woods today, I heard Movement from the bushes. I quickly turned my head, only to see a white rabbit. I followed the white rabbit to the shithole in my backyard. There the rabbit was drinking water. He looked a girl in a blue and white dress, chasing after him. The scared rabbit went psychotic and grabbed his lighter and lit the poor girl on fire. She immediately died, and her soul kicked me in the butt, then I thought to myself what would jesus do? Then it hit me with a crowbar and I think for a moment after the hit, how this game will continue if I just die, then I opened my eyes to see that I'm covered in peanut butter! I scratch my head and wondered if someone drugged me cause this is all to weird to be true.I then realized that the peanut butter was laced with LCD and i was now tripping balls,everything around me was dirty so i went to the drycleaners and got shot in the knee caps by michael corleone then al pacino started laughing and asking where his money was, i said i spent it all on candy and showed him in to a owen and then hansel and gretel came out of nowhere and said... "You have passed the door in to another dimension!". I turned around and spock said to me, luke I am your father. To which I replied, "Fuck you Dad, I hate you, you ruined my life!!". "Yes, i have!", he said, "But I'm still your Father, you Little Maggot!!" I held out my arms saying, "I love you Dad", and as we embraced I stuck a knife into his back. At that moment my mother came out with a shotgun in hand. She announced to me that I was adopted and that she was actually a man and spock was his gay lover. I realised i had been comprimised at that very moment and started running away till i met 3 homosexual short men that introduced themselfes as frodo,pippin and merrin and they needed help to find their lover named sam. I thought about it for a moment then made them an offer they couldn't refuse, "I'll find your lover Sam if you can get rid of my adoptive transsexual mother who carries a shotgun where ever she goes."
While Frodo & Pippin were discussing the offer Merrin handcuffed me to a four poster bed, faced down and with a cueball inserted in my mouth, after a couple of gymnastic moves i managed to chew off the cueball and got up and drop kicked the annoying small guy called frodo in the head and started to strangle pippin cause they destroyed the lord of the rings tale with their weak simple useless hobbitry and ran away till i bumped into a big hard erected warm greasy stick. I excitedly turned my head but was disappointed to see it was just Gandalf's magic wand. Gandalf had met my adoptive transsexual mother in a Craigslist adult personals add, and was now holding me in place with a magical spell, which I could NOT break no matter how much I tried. I then decided to run but realised i still was in gandalfs grasp and gandalf started to poke me in the rear while smacking me upside the head, suddenly out of nowhere Harry Potter came riding a big magic broom. He was so jealous...

While walking through the woods today, I heard Movement from the bushes. I quickly turned my head, only to see a white rabbit. I followed the white rabbit to the shithole in my backyard. There the rabbit was drinking water. He looked a girl in a blue and white dress, chasing after him. The scared rabbit went psychotic and grabbed his lighter and lit the poor girl on fire. She immediately died, and her soul kicked me in the butt, then I thought to myself what would jesus do? Then it hit me with a crowbar and I think for a moment after the hit, how this game will continue if I just die, then I opened my eyes to see that I'm covered in peanut butter! I scratch my head and wondered if someone drugged me cause this is all to weird to be true.I then realized that the peanut butter was laced with LCD and i was now tripping balls,everything around me was dirty so i went to the drycleaners and got shot in the knee caps by michael corleone then al pacino started laughing and asking where his money was, i said i spent it all on candy and showed him in to a owen and then hansel and gretel came out of nowhere and said... "You have passed the door in to another dimension!". I turned around and spock said to me, luke I am your father. To which I replied, "Fuck you Dad, I hate you, you ruined my life!!". "Yes, i have!", he said, "But I'm still your Father, you Little Maggot!!" I held out my arms saying, "I love you Dad", and as we embraced I stuck a knife into his back. At that moment my mother came out with a shotgun in hand. She announced to me that I was adopted and that she was actually a man and spock was his gay lover. I realised i had been comprimised at that very moment and started running away till i met 3 homosexual short men that introduced themselfes as frodo,pippin and merrin and they needed help to find their lover named sam. I thought about it for a moment then made them an offer they couldn't refuse, "I'll find your lover Sam if you can get rid of my adoptive transsexual mother who carries a shotgun where ever she goes."
While Frodo & Pippin were discussing the offer Merrin handcuffed me to a four poster bed, faced down and with a cueball inserted in my mouth, after a couple of gymnastic moves i managed to chew off the cueball and got up and drop kicked the annoying small guy called frodo in the head and started to strangle pippin cause they destroyed the lord of the rings tale with their weak simple useless hobbitry and ran away till i bumped into a big hard erected warm greasy stick. I excitedly turned my head but was disappointed to see it was just Gandalf's magic wand. Gandalf had met my adoptive transsexual mother in a Craigslist adult personals add, and was now holding me in place with a magical spell, which I could NOT break no matter how much I tried. I then decided to run but realised i still was in gandalfs grasp and gandalf started to poke me in the rear while smacking me upside the head, suddenly out of nowhere Harry Potter came riding a big magic broom. I was always a fan of Harry Potter so I screamed to him at the top of my lungs and in a cheesy English accent, "DO YOU HAVE A HARRY POTTER?"

While walking through the woods today, I heard Movement from the bushes. I quickly turned my head, only to see a white rabbit. I followed the white rabbit to the shithole in my backyard. There the rabbit was drinking water. He looked a girl in a blue and white dress, chasing after him. The scared rabbit went psychotic and grabbed his lighter and lit the poor girl on fire. She immediately died, and her soul kicked me in the butt, then I thought to myself what would jesus do? Then it hit me with a crowbar and I think for a moment after the hit, how this game will continue if I just die, then I opened my eyes to see that I'm covered in peanut butter! I scratch my head and wondered if someone drugged me cause this is all to weird to be true.I then realized that the peanut butter was laced with LCD and i was now tripping balls,everything around me was dirty so i went to the drycleaners and got shot in the knee caps by michael corleone then al pacino started laughing and asking where his money was, i said i spent it all on candy and showed him in to a owen and then hansel and gretel came out of nowhere and said... "You have passed the door in to another dimension!". I turned around and spock said to me, luke I am your father. To which I replied, "Fuck you Dad, I hate you, you ruined my life!!". "Yes, i have!", he said, "But I'm still your Father, you Little Maggot!!" I held out my arms saying, "I love you Dad", and as we embraced I stuck a knife into his back. At that moment my mother came out with a shotgun in hand. She announced to me that I was adopted and that she was actually a man and spock was his gay lover. I realised i had been comprimised at that very moment and started running away till i met 3 homosexual short men that introduced themselfes as frodo,pippin and merrin and they needed help to find their lover named sam. I thought about it for a moment then made them an offer they couldn't refuse, "I'll find your lover Sam if you can get rid of my adoptive transsexual mother who carries a shotgun where ever she goes."
While Frodo & Pippin were discussing the offer Merrin handcuffed me to a four poster bed, faced down and with a cueball inserted in my mouth, after a couple of gymnastic moves i managed to chew off the cueball and got up and drop kicked the annoying small guy called frodo in the head and started to strangle pippin cause they destroyed the lord of the rings tale with their weak simple useless hobbitry and ran away till i bumped into a big hard erected warm greasy stick. I excitedly turned my head but was disappointed to see it was just Gandalf's magic wand. Gandalf had met my adoptive transsexual mother in a Craigslist adult personals add, and was now holding me in place with a magical spell, which I could NOT break no matter how much I tried. I then decided to run but realised i still was in gandalfs grasp and gandalf started to poke me in the rear while smacking me upside the head, suddenly out of nowhere Harry Potter came riding a big magic broom. I was always a fan of Harry Potter so I screamed to him at the top of my lungs and in a cheesy English accent, "DO YOU HAVE A HARRY POTTER?" and when she responded that she didnt I continued to look.

While walking through the woods today, I heard Movement from the bushes. I quickly turned my head, only to see a white rabbit. I followed the white rabbit to the shithole in my backyard. There the rabbit was drinking water. He looked a girl in a blue and white dress, chasing after him. The scared rabbit went psychotic and grabbed his lighter and lit the poor girl on fire. She immediately died, and her soul kicked me in the butt, then I thought to myself what would jesus do? Then it hit me with a crowbar and I think for a moment after the hit, how this game will continue if I just die, then I killed the rabbit and cooked it over the remains of the burnt girl.

The End. :-(

The End. :-( - I thought. But the girl was in fact a succubus and she raised again from the fire...