yessir, its that time again!
Done in the way I usually do my giveaways, post something funny (could be a joke, picture anything) and if I like it, I'll give you an account for 24 hours.
So post away, I'll constantly be looking so if you want to do a quick boost, then post!
(duplicate jokes/funny things will be looked down upon and greatly reduce your chances)
I AM THE HEAD COMMUNIST
SHINGALING WHAT A CREEPY THING TO BE HAPPENING!
Hey, i would like to apply for this GA
here is a picture i found funny!
Last edited by Morph; 03-01-2010 at 01:36 PM.
A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest.
Somehow the professor heard about the plan.
In the next lecture, in the beginning of the lecture he said: "In Sweden a pr*stitute makes $2000 per night."
All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take off until the day after tomorrow."
A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; H*ndjob: 20.00."
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the h*ndjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am."
The man replies, "Well, go and wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"
Last edited by RedEye; 03-01-2010 at 01:36 PM.
You win for now :DOriginally Posted by RedEye
Keep posting, more slots will open tomorrow.
I AM THE HEAD COMMUNIST
SHINGALING WHAT A CREEPY THING TO BE HAPPENING!
First of all thanks alot for that amazing GA =]
I'm applying because I want to buff some trackers like What.cd and Waffles ( that I want to use alot but I just can't because of the ratio ).
Thanks alot mate
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?" :001_smile:
i would like to apply
Last edited by Gate.7; 03-01-2010 at 04:00 PM.
Hahaha, funny stuff. Pleasure reading it.
hey, I just want to try out a seedbox before buying one. a single day would be perfect to go for a trial run
Last edited by DrGregHouse; 03-01-2010 at 06:22 PM.
Some jokes I personally like:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."
The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."
The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.
The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."
The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.
The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."
The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."
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