Thread: FREE Dedicated SeedBox

I decided to make a seperate thread from my other seedbox thread @
http://www.torrent-invites.com/mid-l...r-seedbox.html

Up for grabs is a dedicated, single user box with utorrent on a 100Mbit line with 250GB hard drive. Unlimited torrents and bandwidth.

It only has 8 days left on it so im going to give it out to the most worthy person to apply. I am not going to just give it to anyone so please dazzle me :D

A good joke, hilarious picture, ANYTHING that will just amuse or impress me and it is yours!

OR

guess what show this screenshot is from and it is yours!

This will be open for 24 hours.

Obviously the screenshot is from Spongebob Squarepants.

And here's some of the worst jokes i've ever heard

What do you get with a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

A magician was driving down the road.
He turned into a driveway.

Yeah i'm sorry. Well they are the worst jokes ive ever heard...

Ok i choose a joke:

here we go:

"There was a hole in the street and when someone walks over it he would fall in it which causes injuries or kills, so the mayor decided to fix that problem :

so he suggested parking an ambulance near the hole which would carry injured people who fell in the hole, however
other mayors said NO, because the ambulance might not be fast enough or there will be Heavy-Traffic..

the second suggestion was building a hospital near hole so it will be fast enough to take injured people, however
the other mayors said NO, because building a hospital requires a huge amount of money!!

the third suggestion was filling the hole with cement and digging another one near an already built hospital so it would be extremely fast to carry injured people !!!!!!!, the other mayors accepted this suggestion and applauded loudly for the genius mayor"

THE END,
hope you like it :D

Here is the first joke

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"




Next one


A man walked into a bank, got in line and when it was his turn he pulled out a gun and robs the bank.
But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, “Did you see me Rob this Bank?”
The customer replies, “Well, yes!”
The bank robber raises his gun, points it at his head and shoots him.
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, “DID … YOU … SEE … ME … ROB… THIS… BANK?”
The man calmly responds, “No, but my wife did.

End

hope that amuses u
waiting for the reply

Hello, smok3dodi :) Great giveaway
I will try to guess the show this screenshot is from. Just noticed that redhair in the background :001_smile: My bets are on the new upcoming show The Smilies.

Have some more screenshots from it:

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3368/11copyj.jpg
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1903/12copy.jpg
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2725/13copyo.jpg

I hope I'm right :001_tongue:

Can I have it please. I don't know any Joke but I will try to post good joke if I come across. Thanks

I have a funny story for apply this.Dunno how is it.But, i wanna try my luck.


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Have fun! This is a great offer.Thanks for this! Good job....

This is a great offer, and I would like to apply. Here's a funny story. Hope you like it.

A guy is supposed to marry with his fiance. The day before the marriage the fiance's sister goes to the guy and she tells him that she has a crush on him and wants to have sex with him. The guy doesn't say a thing and goes to the car. When he gets to the car, his future father-in-law comes and tells him that this was a test to see if he is loyal to his future wife. The guy says in his mind: "Thank God I left the condoms in the car!"
Here's some funny pics.















Edit: Today is my birthday, so it would be a very nice birthday present :D

Hi, I would like to apply for this giveaway.

I have many jokes.

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard,
the 11 year
old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and
asked him to
come over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what
was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless
inquired, 'An, ID
ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it
again.'

Richard grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID
ten T error
before?''

No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think
you'll figure it
out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
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This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, "Take off your clothes and lie on the table." She does it, and the doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down. He pulls the guy to the side and says, "You're fine. She doesn't give me a hard-on, either."
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Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons: "I'ma so prouda my oldest son. He make-a fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hes-a Engineer!"

"I even more prouda ma second son. He maka five hunnert thousand dollar a year. He-sa Doctor!"

"But, I'ma da proudest a ma youngest son. He maka Five million dollar a year. Hesa Sports Mechanic!"

Paolo, his friend asks, "What's a Sports Mechanic?" .

Lorenzo replies: "Wella, he can fixa everytin. He fixa da horseraces, he fixa da boxin matcha......."

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A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.

The next day her husband buys her a mirror so she'd stop asking him about her boobs and look for herself. So before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make my boobs look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''

Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''

''How!?!?!?'' she asks.

''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''

''Well how long does it take for them to grow?'' she asks.

''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.

''How did you know that it will work?'' she wonders.

''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter says,

'You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?'

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks,
'Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?'

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear.

Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. 'You really ARE Einstein!' he says. 'Welcome to heaven!'

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, 'Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?'

Saint Peter says, 'Go ahead .'

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. 'Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!' he says. 'Come on in!'

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, 'Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?'

George W. looks bewildered and says, 'Who are Einstein and Picasso?'

Saint Peter sighs and says, 'Come on in, George!'
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Snails


A married couple were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any escargot for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.

Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.

He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me?" He went back to gathering the snails.

All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night together. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"

He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment, but he was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails spilling them all down the stairs. The door suddenly opens with a very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where he's been all this time.

He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!!"


And some funny pictures for you!!





Hope you like them!!