Thread: SeedStorm | 400GB | 200Mbps/1Gbps | rTorrent/Deluge | 2 Slots | 3 days

Hey I did this a couple days ago and I'm doing it again. Win and get a seedbox for 3 days. I would have edited the other post but after locking it I cannot unlock it or modify it in any way so here's a new one....

Details:
-Package: Storm 4
-Client: rTorrent/Deluge
-Diskspace: 400gb
-Bandwidth: 5TB upload
-Speed: 200Mbit Upload | 1000Mbit Download
-Dedicated IP
-SSH

For more details go to: Storm Seedboxes - SeedStorm

For those that want to just order one:
5% Recurring Discount Promo Code: Tor5Inv

Rules:
- Post a Joke
- at least 10% progress
- Speedtest just for kicks.

1 User chosen randomly,
1 User by Joke/Preference



Let the party begin

Hi Chasers,
I would like to apply for this good box giveaway i want to buffer scenehd,what.cd and other accounts

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1324474808.png
thanks for sharing

another great giveaway from you, i was got a free seedbox from here but i m facing one problem, my current seedbox port rang has blocked for PEDRO'S and i was conteact and request to the seedbox stuff for change the port but they clearly said to me this not possible. now i have very deep trouble because i was warned from PEDRO'S, if i can't download anything from here, my account will be disable and my home connection is very poor so i can't download from my home connection,

here is my speed (home connection):

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here is my joke:

Dumb and Dumber Quotes

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. It’s a shaggin’ wagon.
Lloyd: All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we’re in like a dirty shirt.
Harry: No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic-Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.
Lloyd: That’s a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let’s not.
Lloyd: This isn’t my real job, you know.
Mary: No?
Lloyd: Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up to open our own pet store.
Mary: That’s nice.
Lloyd: I got worms!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Lloyd: That’s what we’re gonna call it. "I Got Worms!" We’re gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.
Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that’s difficult to say. I mean, we don’t really…
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I’d say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you’re telling me there’s a chance…
Lloyd: I’ll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!
Harry: No way!
Lloyd: I’ll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You’re on!
Lloyd: I’m gonna get ya!
Harry: Nuh uh!
Lloyd: I don’t know how, but I’m gonna get ya.
[coming out of the 7-11]
Lloyd: Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
Lloyd: You’re it.
Harry: You’re it.
Lloyd: You’re it, quitsies!
Harry: Anti-quitsies, you’re it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!
Lloyd: You can’t do that!
Harry: Can too!
Lloyd: Cannot, stamp it!
Harry: Can too, double stamp it, no erasies!
Lloyd: Cannot, triple stamp, no erasies, Touch blue make it true.
Harry: No, you can’t do that… you can’t triple stamp a double stamp, you can’t triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd!
Lloyd: [hands over ears] LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Harry: LLOYD! LLOYD! LLOYD!


i don't know it is fare or not because i got another seedbox but that box is not for PEDRO'S, that's why i am applying here, please understand my situation

with regards
bogbog

P.S.: if my application is against the forum rules, please ignore it

I wanna apply for box.
http://www.speedtest.net/result/1324528891.png

i wanna apply for this.
joke

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
Good: You're pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

speed test

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1324554570.png

hy man , i want tot apply for the seedbox .

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1324558089.png

And TheJoke :
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the fresh prints!

Joke:

Why don't aliens eat clowns ?
Because they taste funny.

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JOKE :

Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: "How do you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
She says, "Buckwheat is dumb."
The teacher says, "Now spell 'stupid.'"
Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."
Buckwheat stands and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, "I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"


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I like To apply here.......
i have many good trackers.
like M-Vids, SceneHD, Pedro, W|-|@╟--, Bitfactory, SDBits, SCIHD, KG, SCC, ETC......
i like to buffer that accounts ......
Thanx For Awesome GA......

''I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the self-help section?"

She said that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.''

or

''A nun asked her class, What part of the body goes into
heaven first?

A little girl raises her hand and says, I know, I know, the top of your head.

The nun asks, Why do you say that?

The little girl says, Because when you die, you go straight up, and the top of your head goes in first!

The nun replies, That makes sense, anyone else?

Another little girl says, I know, I know, the tips of your fingers.

The nun asks, Why the tips of your fingers?

The little girl replies, Because when you put your hands
together to pray, the tips of your fingers go into heaven
first!

The nun says, OK, anyone else?

Little Johnny is in the back waving his hand.

The nun says, OK, Johnny, please tell us what part of the body goes into heaven first?

Your feet! Your feet do, for sure! yells Johnny.

The nun, puzzled, asks, Why do you think your feet get to heaven first?

Because I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night, and my mom was in there, and she had both her feet sticking straight up in the air, and she was yelling 'Oh God, I'm coming. Oh God, I'm coming!' and if my Dad hadn't been holding her down, I think she would have gone!''

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Would love to try a seedbox out for the first time!
Thanks man