Thread: SeedStorm | 400GB | 200Mbps/1Gbps | rTorrent/Deluge | 4 Slots | 3 days

Winners:
daredevil99 (random)
Twizted (random)
TeaLeaves (joke)
Darknesss (random out of 3 people)

Might do another one soon, If I will I'll probably(maybe) include the participants who didn't win automatically.


Details:
-Package: Storm 4
-Client: rTorrent/Deluge
-Diskspace: 400gb
-Bandwidth: 5TB upload
-Speed: 200Mbit Upload | 1000Mbit Download
-Dedicated IP
-SSH

For more details go to: Storm Seedboxes - SeedStorm

Rules:
- Post a Joke
- at least 10% progress
- Speedtest just for kicks.

2 users chosen by random number generator by post number
1 user chosen by most interesting joke.
1 user chosen by personal preference.




If I get enough entries I'll select the winners in a couple hours.


Let the party begin.

See in your introduction that you watch many tv-shows. Me too, so here's a joke.
If Chuck Norris played Bellick in Prison Break, Scofield will never escape!

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Coll giveaway!! Here is the joke:

A guy,in a hotel, steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in
it. He turns around to
push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her
breast. He says, "Oh, I'm
so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be
able to forgive me." She
looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis
is as hard as your
elbow, I'm in room 204."

Here is the joke:

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said that it had to be at least 8 characters long.



thx

@ dxbline, Hope you get to 10% by the time I select winners :P

nice giveaway :)
here is a nice one.

A blonde and a business man sitting beside each other in an airplane. The business man thinks he is smart, and wanted to start a competition.
He told the blonde, i will give u a riddle, if You fail to answer it, you will pay me 5 bucks, and then you will ask me a riddle, If I fail to answer it, I will pay you 50 bucks.
The business man asked his question, without saying any word, the blonde handed him 5 bucks. now the blonde asks him "what goes up the hill with 2 legs and comes back with 3 legs? The business man started thinking and searching on internet, and after hours, he gave up and paid her 50 bucks.
The business man asks the blonde the same question that she had asked, and without saying any word the blond handed him 5 Bucks.

Ta da. hope u like it xD

test:


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dxbline joke is funny, lol :P

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down, looks in his pocket then orders another one.

He gulps that one down, looks in his pocket again, then orders another one.

He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks, Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket. What's in your pocket?

The man replies, Oh... I have a picture of my wife in there. I drink until she looks good, then I go home.

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Winners will be chosen by Midnight PST (~6hrs from now) but maybe earlier if I get back earlier.

Joke:
An Irish man walks out of a bar. Hey it could happen!

Speed test:
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