Thread: Is Michael Jackson still alive?

According to the conspiracy theorists, Michael is masquerading as ‘Dave Dave,’ a 33-year-old burn victim who he befriended as a child.

MJ’s fans claim they have video evidence in the form of an interview Dave gave on Larry King last year. They say his voice and mannerisms are identical to Michael’s, and his eyes have changed from blue/green to brown. “There’s no doubt Michael Jackson is still alive. We have the evidence, now we want to let everyone know,” says a member of michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com



Now what do you say on that? lol.
This is such a humorous conspiracy but i just had to share it with you guys.

List of evidence on their forums: http://michaeljacksonhoaxforum.com/phpbb2

*** Death Hoax hits the Dutch media ***

Published in the Leeuwarder Courant on April 3rd, 2010.
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Sincere thanks to LC reporter Fedde Dijkstra who actually did his homework before publishing this article.
Michael Jackson will come back
Michael Jackson is not dead, he's alive. And he will come back. Soon he will be in the spot light again. He will then wake up humanity with his message: the world is about to be controlled by a secret society or worse, the Antichrist.
Michael is in hiding to come back stronger and to expose the New World Order. This is the firm belief of the masses, who seek each other on the Internet. At ♫ Michael Jackson Death Hoax Investigators ♫ they exchange clues and ideas. They impute Michael of some kind of messianic role.
The forum also attracts fierce opponents of the "Jackson-alive' thought, which results sometimes in threatening messages. That is why these two Dutch initiators use their nicknames Mo and Souza. But Mo does reveal that she's a 41-year-old resident of Kollumerland.
That there's a consistent pattern in people denying the death of a celebrity, does not Mo's mind. The evidence showing Elvis is alive is minor in proportion to this case. "Maybe 1/10 part of clues we have about Michael Jackson being alive".
According to Mo and Souza there's major evidence in the death certificate. "It shows the name Michael Joseph Jackson. That name is not according to his other official identification documents. Those show Michael Joe Jackson as his name. That's something that can't be changed overnight".
Soon after Michael's death was reported they started doubting. Michael was remembered on CNN by his friend Dave Dave, a man whose face has been maimed in 1983 because he deliberately was set on fire by his father. Dave Dave told how Michael took care of him and was like a father to him.
Mo and Souza were amazed by Dave Dave's appearance on CNN: those gestures, that way of talking. "We fell off the couch, and yelled: That's him!". Michael's and Dave's faces were simply to match by computer.
Mo and Souza say say it is unbelievable that the full autopsy was released to the public, while the lawsuit against Jackson's doctor yet has to begin. The meticulous description of the body does not match the body of Michael, they believe. There is no mentioning of the burns Jackson sustained during shooting a Pepsi commercial. No word on the cosmetic cleft in his chin, or the skin disease lupus.
Mo is definitely not a fan of Jackson, she stressed. "The real diehard fans don't even notice what's going on. They just write 'Oh we miss you so much' on the fan forums, that's just how far they get. We started investigating because things just don't add up.''
"The ambulance with wich he was transported to the hospital made three attempts to exit the drive way backwards, that makes no sence, as Google Earth shows there's a huge roundabout on the property. Why didn't the ambulance speed up, and was there no alarm light nor a sirene?".
To Mo and Souza it's clear: Michael's disappearance is linked to other major events: World improvers as Reverend King, President Kennedy and Princess Diana were removed, the secret society of the Illuminati is about to hit, the Age of Aquarius is coming.
Kollumerland's Mo keeps her identity a secret because threats were ventilated towards them. She knows that she's laughed at, but it is less important. She is convinced that she will have the last laugh when Michael emerges. Please be patient.

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Originally Posted by Veritas

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haha veritas, Everyone knows Michael is still alive. Jacko and Elvis are both kicking it on a small undisclosed island close to the Bermuda Triangle,You would be foolish to think otherwise.lol

there are such things as hard core MJ fans, and then plastic/cosmetic surgery to become him.... I am pretty sure he is dead

Well this was worth a laugh I suppose. Amazing what people will come up with when someone as huge as MJ dies.

My fave part was from Boty's post that mentions this:

"It shows the name Michael Joseph Jackson. That name is not according to his other official identification documents. Those show Michael Joe Jackson as his name. That's something that can't be changed overnight".

Seriously

Those conspiracy theories are meant to cause panic. I bet the make so much money through this website by posting fake theories.

and money they do make! if you get the literal meaning of conspiracy, it means a secret agreement between to or more people. From that, you could think an agreement between MJ and these people??? or Just between these people, which is unlawful. Everyone loves conspiracy theories because they just dont want to know the truth, and love gossip and rumors.

And some conspiracy theories are just too damn funny. like this.

Wow, now I've seen just about everything the WWW has to offer. Granted, the Bermuda Triangle theory is sound. ;)