NutsRus

Hellooooooooooooooo
Missed a few days as I have been busy, but bringing you another lol moment in my life and good news!

Ok so yesterday April 2nd my gf seys O hey babe,( i fucking hate being called babe) I got some good news. I look up with a boyish smirk thinking sex in the kitchen? :D WRONG
She goes I am pregnant! Isnt that awesome, i went from happy to Oh fuck me I messed up mood. I go well this is a terrible birthday present. She then smiles and seys APRIL FOOLS.........

(Noticed the underlined 2nd!) I actually facepalmed, seriously I did and just shook my head. I said you know today is the 2nd and April fools is on the 1st? Yea but you wouldn't have fallen for it if I said it yesterday.

Anyways to make a long story short 30mins later I sat her down and had a talk and needless to say I am single now, but that is for the best. I might sound like a ass right now but I didn't take this one very serious and I was very shallow with this one. Shame on me but lol.

Anyways I hope this teaches everyone a lesson not to date for looks when you know they are dumb because it will only add headaches and No im pregnant april fools! Shit in some country's that will get you shanked!