Thread: 2X IPT | Demonoid

Well, since I got approved, time to celebrate!

I have 2 IPT invites to send out and unlimited demonoid ones if anyone still wants on.

My only requirements are:

1. Show me your ratio on another site.

2. Tell me a joke. A clean adult one.



I will update once the IPT's are gone. I will be on for another hour so, so if you get in, I will mail you an invite.

I would love to get a Demonoid invite good sir.
You drive a hard bargain

Here is my Bit-HDTV ratio




A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
“I mean…” she whispers, “… I would do…anything!!!”

He returns her gaze. “Anything???”
“Yes… Anything!!!”

His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you….. study???”

Love the joke! Enjoy!

Hello,

I would like an IPT invite please.

Here's my demonoid ratio.



Joke:

The Walton's invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr.Walton was asked what he did for a living.

Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said, "Daddy is a fisherman!" To which Mrs.Walton replied, "Brian, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman."

"No mom. Everytime we visit dad at work and he hangs up the phone he laughs, rubs his hands together and says 'I just caught another fish'."